URGENT: Buying Staryu #84 EX Delta Species Reverse Holos [SECURED]

Perfect = 49,9999999/50,0000001 centering

Life is suffering.

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Hell is full so God forsakes us here.

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I’m sorry, what?

giphy-12

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Many people are asking about my alleged involvement in a string of mysterious disappearances, but I think we should all just focus on helping me get the Staryus I want so there don’t have to be anymore of them.

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giphy-14

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Got the alert tonight that someone listed this card at a 99 cent 7 day auction. Even listed it as “pack fresh” like I was back in 2010. Condition is beautifully crisp.

If there is an eBay equivalent to rappelling through a bedroom window and ambushing someone in their own home that’s what I did. The listing had been live for less than a minute and I asked them to add an offer option and take my exorbitant $50 offer on the card. They cheerfully obliged.

As long as this one doesn’t get destroyed in transit I am pleased with this candidate and my search is over. Merciful Star God, thank you for your blessings.

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What a satisfying end to this Staryu saga. I think you should get signatures on all the copies you bought to really encapsulate the full story of panic, searching, disappointment, resolve, renewed hope, and the joy of success.

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Did you count the pixels?

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Cards are more than the sum of their pixels, my good lad. :face_with_monocle: Let us not feed the vulgar appetite for scrutiny!

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Turns out I did have one but clearly this is an abomination

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Best Burn It GIFs | Gfycat

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You know, if that was the best I could have found, I wouldn’t balk. It could be worse.

This is the card equivalent to those Snickers commercials after they take a bite and return to normal.

I’m glad you were able to find one!! I got mine out and none met the standard.

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