Could really do with some lame puns right now so post your worst.
Which Pokémon is better placed observing on E4 rather than posting?
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Golurk
Not sorry.
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How do you address a pin collector with an OBE? Pinsir.
My friend is always angry about several things at once, he’s a Poliwrath.
I can but Relicanth.
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Here’s a well-known classic: "Why would you do that?!
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Wynaut?
As for some others I’ve heard, and in some cases I can’t Bayleef I haven’t forgotten them yet, since they’re pretty bad:
- Why is Hypno so energetic?
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He isn’t Drowzee anymore.
- What’s a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to visit in France?
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Paras
- What do you call a daredevil caterpillar doing stuns on a motorcycle?
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Weedle Knievell
- A nerdy one: what Pokémon only drinks Hydrogen Peroxide?
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HO-OH
And one I just came up with myself: Why is it a good thing that Butterfree isn’t Dutch?
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It got a sweet tooth and likes hagelslag (bread sprinkles), but it would keep falling off the bread without butter!
Greetz,
Quuador
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What a great idea for a thread. Keep 'em coming!
Here’s my contribution:
Does the Pre-Release Raichu really exist?
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Unown
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This will be the last time I ever click on this thread I just can’t do it.
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Pokémon puns aren’t as cool as DBZ puns.
I’m just Saiyan.
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Ash: What is the weather like?
Misty:
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Why you wouldn’t want to take a Pokémon with you to the bathroom…
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It might Peek-at-you…
I’m sorry.
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Tripple-sleeving cards is a bit of an Overqwil.
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Nobody regrets making this thread more than I do but it is exactly what I asked for so…
…Zeraoa few that have made me really cringe though.
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It’s all fun and games until someone loses a Decidueye…
…or gets punched in the Meowth.
Okay, I’ll stop.
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You know they say each pot fits a lid, but so far I haven’t Metapod.
This zoo is lacking some big animals, they really Nidorino.
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I’m Koffing because I’m not used to it, I only Smokescreen at Grand Parties.
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Absolutely brilliant. We have a winner.
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I’d love to help, but I relicanth think of anything.
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What’s a golfer’s favorite pokemon?
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A Holon one
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I hope others will not start Shaymin me for this pun. That would be a bitter pill to Swellow.
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I magnemite not find a good pun to raichu but if I do it might be an onix-pected gem that makes you shuckle. If I don’t find one that makes you camerupt with laughter I promise I’ll axew for forgiveness.
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You might say that I’m trying too hard but I would just say that you’re krabby. 
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Croconaw slowbro, growlithe lopunny wishiwashi fire type.
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