God Dammit Mary. Get yo’ shit together… 
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“No publicity is bad publicity!”
But…it hurts to watch. 
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I want my 2:32 back.
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Can she possibly act dumber while drunk or stoned?
Pokemoneyyy! That’s what @garyis2000 shouts when he gets an email that I PM’d him
Exactly lol.
A quick note about Mary.
Storage Wars Los Angeles got very popular so they started a Storage Wars Texas. She was the break out star of that show but the show folded so they invited her to move to LA and join that staff.
Change anybodies mind? 
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Is this that fake programme where they bid on mystery storage units? They show this in the UK too haha.
Also did she say she’s playing with a stacked dick?!
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What did I just watch.
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‘This is from the team rocket set’ *pulls out a gym heroes card*
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That was hard to watch :S
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“Those are like the funnest words to say ever. PiKaCcccCCChhHuuUUUUUUUUU”
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that whole collection is worth less than $600. Mary made a profit because she has the good looks bonus
It’s a bunch of $.25 cards and some $10 cards…I got her on $50 and an Applebee’s coupon for the whole binder.
This reminds me of a segment from a similar show, I can’t find the video.
Show old arrogant dude brought in a bunch of MTG cards, including a Black Lotus that he’d obtained somehow into a comic/card store. Goes on about how he ‘doesn’t speak nerd’ in a condescending manner, much like the dumb broad in the OP video. Is only interested in making money.
I can’t remember exactly how it went, but I think he sold the entire lot for around $600. The Lotus alone was worth around $5000 at that point. Perhaps it’d be wise for him to have brushed up on his ‘nerd’ before he got robbed blind.
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My hero!
Completely forgot about the other 2 cards. Timetwister is at about $2200-1500 now, and the Mox Diamond is around $2500. That makes the video even more satisfying.
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Lmao not surprised Darrell was the one that got burned. Personally , I think Dave Hester is the best Storage Wars character. I like how he’s always trolling the other guys lol. As for Mary, I’m not sure why she was added to the original Storage Wars. I always felt she didn’t really fit in with the original cast.
Lmao get wrecked, that MtG video clip is amazing. I wonder if he ever learned the actual value and if so, wonder if he cared.
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Yeah, that’s my secret too 
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