Slowbro because of his everything. The original card was magical to me, very much represented my idea of what he is–and I find his fascinating because he is cerebral, but ironic. He seems dull and stupid. Everyone thinks he is in the anime, and in the real world. But that is part of his deception… and allure. He is actually so wise and profound that he is living his life constantly seeing into the beyond, and therein lies his psychic power. He has achieved nirvana. That, and he’s like a water bear thing, and bears are just simply awesome creatures.
And Mr. Mime because, hey, I love clowns. What can I say? Dark Clown Mime creature? Sign me up.