second this! 
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Heard a rumor once… that Natu/Xatu line tastes like chicken, but if you eat it you begin to see things, weird things, visions, delusions…
Also, never eat Qwilfish unless it is prepared by a certified professional who is highly experienced in the art.
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lopunny
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Ditto.
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Pretty much the entire majority of them that are edible besides the literal dense drones or those that contain toxins.
Kill pokémon. Eat their meat. Drink their blood.
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I’m going to eat arceus and become god
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Yes, however like actual vegetables which are man made they would have toxins too which come to think of it, aren’t the majority of grass types also part poison?
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Ima take this to the next level and say that arceus is the 15 point buck equivalent.
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I would eat farfetch’d simply because it must be delicious. It is almost extinct because people eat it.
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Here you go! FARFETCH’D has prepared itself for you!!
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Hmm I thought Milktank would make a nice steak
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lmfaoooo
Scrambled exeggcute for breakfast. I wonder if they would be like regular eggs or different? Anyone know where exeggcute come from?
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A nice change of pace??!! Im nearly tearing up after op mentioned eating Celebi!!! Lol
…that being said, sorry but im a chicken guy, so that Blazikens gotta go.
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Just uhhh following up on this…I wasn’t joking, cutting apart living fish and then slowly picking their still living flesh off of their tortured bodies is still a thing. And that’s what this is referencing. I eat meat, not a vegan, but still…cmon guys, torturing an animal as you slowly rip it apart while making it watch…not cool.
It’s funny for sure and I know this is a joke thread, just wanna point this out
officer jenny
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Haha this forum is awesome, definitely never thought about this one before. I’d probably wanna try some Scrambled Exeggcute.
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