What Pokémon do you think you could beat in a fight?

Magikarp doesn’t count in this case. Assume mid-level stats

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Imakuni or pichu

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If I had to choose between 100 Ducklett-sized Rapidash or 1 Rapidash-sized Ducklett I would simply choose the Rapidash and befriend them so their flames wouldn’t burn me.

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He would fuck you up, pal.

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Not a fight but I’ve been imagining whack a mole with diglett since I was 8

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mm, easily a Gyarados

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Wouldn’t they stop being your friends when you started beating them up?

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Metapod. Just throw it into a fire.

EZ PZ

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I would like to change my answer to Chansey/Blissey. Offensively not very strong and abysmal physical defence.

Machamp

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My blood is practically made of coffee, so I’m confident I would be able to kick Drowzee’s butt in a fight.

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Charmander? The garden hose.
Ash’s Pikachu? Spike Brock’s onigiri with cyanide.
Every Dragon/Flying type ever? Lol, good luck flying to Scandinavia in this weather.

I will say around 200 from the 251. Not joking

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I would say weedle but you can’t underestimate that string shot !!!

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This here is the real question. My go to answer but for nefarious reasons: I’d rather fight 100 ducklet sized rapidash b/c (if I survive*) I could easily sell them on the Pokémon black market. $$$$$$$$$

None I would feel bad plus I want them on my team

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Imagine you wake up and it’s attacking your family

Paras :slightly_frowning_face:

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charizard, if i do the same thing i did to my base charizard as a kid it stands no chance

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