Either you are the most dense person when it comes to sarcasm I’ve ever seen or your counter sarcasm is so good that you are actually the one trolling all of us.
I’m starting to think it’s the second option and you’re tricking us all with your 4-dimensional sarcasm game here.
Edit: btw you’re welcome to visit my collection thread to see for yourself just how much I hate Japanese cards. Maybe I can convince you 
www.elitefourum.com/t/muks-fine-assortment-of-exquisite-japanese-cards-01-31-2022/28643/1