Anybody who owns a 4’ Charmander can’t be dangerous can they?
I was offered cash and a week’s stay at someone’s holiday apartment/villa in Scandanavia somewhere at a time of my choosing for my Charizard. I declined but really appreciated the ingenuity.
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Black screen displaying: This summer…
Mid 40s friendly dog owner: Hey I like that Charizard, would you wanna trade it for this North Korean hat?
Mr. Gilroy: Yea sure why not!
*Proceeds to make the trade in an idyllic park on a wonderful summer day.*
Cut to black screen displaying: A trade that would soon turn out horribly wrong.
*Mr. Gilroy sitting behind his computer when someone suddenly starts knocking on the door to his house.*
Mr. Gilroy thinking: Who could that be?
*Proceeds to leave the comuter and efour to open the door. Outside stands a fit replica of Kim Jong Un wearing a suit and badass sunglasses*
Mr. Gilroy: Can I help you?
Mysterious and fit replica of K.J.U.: Are you username: Not Zelda Gilroy?
Mr. Gilroy: That would be me yes.
Mysterious and fit replica K.J.U: You have something I want.
Cut to black screen displaying: Based on a true story.
*SWAT-team surrounding Mr.Gilroys house. Inside Mr. Gilroy is sitting on his couch, being interrogated by the mysterious and muscular replica of K.J.U.
*New scene with bullets flying through Mr. Gilroys house. SWAT enters ruined house, finds Mr. Gilroy on the floor unharmed with the hat next to him.*
*New scene displaying Mr. Gilroy getting escorted to an US agent played by Dwayne Johnson*
US agent played by Dwayne Johnson: So you are the famous username: Not Zelda Gilroy ?
Mr. Gilroy: Yea, and I guess you guys aren’t collectors of pokemon cards right?’’
*Suddenly Mr. Gillroys house is blown-up and the sound of gunfire starts*
*New scene displaying Dwayne Johnsson driving a red Ford Fiesta mk2 with Mr. Gilroy sitting next to him with the hat in his hands*
US agent played by Dwayne Johnson: This is bad.
Mr. Gilroy: Can you tell me what the frick frack snick snack is going on here!?
Us agent played by Dwayne Johnson: First we need someplace to hide.
*Random guy shows up in backseat between Dwayne and Mr. Gilroy*
Random guy: I got the perfect solution for that!
Mr. Gilroy: SMPratte!? What are you doing here?
US agent played by Dwayne Johnson: So you do know this guy? We found him suspicious lurking about your house with a computerbag, wearing a monocle, a fake mustasche, jeans and a polo, so I brought him into my car for questioning.
SMPratte: Says the guy that drives a Ford Fiesta mk2 while wearing way too tiny clothes! I was just trying to look proffesional!
US agent played by Dwayne Johnsson: Hey Watch your tounge! This is my car for undercover missions and her name is Stella! FYI, she has been with me through hell for 14 years!
SMPratte: Still worth less than my illustrator card…
US agent played by Dwayne Johnson: WHAT WAS THAT!?
Cut to black screen displaying: Starring Ken Jeong
*Intense music starts playing*
*Mysterios and fit replica of K.J.U. talking in korean on the phone with the dog owner from the beginning lying dead on the floor, inside the dog owners house. English subs are displayed on the bottom of the screen*
Voice from the phone: I want that hat and I want them dead.
Mysterious and fit replica of K.J.U.: Yes sir.
Cut to black screen displaying: Not Zelda Gilroy and SMPratte ***Scene showing Mr. Gilroy and SMPratte running in a mall while being chased by the mysterious and fit replica of K.J.U.*
Cut to black screen displaying: Dwayne Johnson ***Scene showing Dwayne Johnson driving Stella out from a rooftop into a helicopter*
Cut to black screen displaying: *Directed by Michael Bay
**Scene showing SMPratte being tied to a chair in an abandoned warehouse*
SMPratte: And people say collecting pokemon is for kids?
Cut to black screen displaying: The trade deal
Premieres 2018-07-07
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That was one intense read. I could picture Smpratte saying some of those things.
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Lol, this was such a great read! Thanks for making my day, that was awesome. 
Now I actually want to see this movie in an IMAX 3D cinema. 
Greetz,
Quuador
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I live for these ridiculous posts.
@pokmnflyngmaster (I’m sure I f’d that up. Sorry) has some competition
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I really need to step up my game, that was a good post 
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