Australia is Weird.

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@ozenigma

@KingPokemon

I see. Interesting. They even took away your guns so you can’t even defend yourself against the biggest threat of all…them. Exactly what Getmany did in the 1930s.
It’s sort of like what our ignorant liberal politicians would like to do here. They won’t be satisfied until they render you defenseless then jump in and control your life all the way down to wiping your arse’s.

Just a reminder. Our “Liberals” = US Republicans in terms of philosophy and political agenda.

@thorgene

Also another fun fact, Australia’s Military WILL PAY for breast implants for female soldiers.

Not 100% true. It has to be observed that the female member requires the surgery as part of a mental health or confidence reason.

www.news.com.au/national/navy-defends-breast-implants/story-e6frfkp9-1111114427036

So all I need to say is I want to feel like a Women, give me implants plz? according to this and many other articles.

[ozenigma]

@thorgene

@ozenigma

Just a reminder. Our “Liberals” = US Republicans in terms of philosophy and political agenda.
Not 100% true. It has to be observed that the female member requires the surgery as part of a mental health or confidence reason.

www.news.com.au/national/navy-defends-breast-implants/story-e6frfkp9-1111114427036

So all I need to say is I want to feel like a Women, give me implants plz? according to this and many other articles.

Please do not read too much into that article, from a “worthy” news company.

I am a member of the Australian Military, please don’t believe that they just go around slapping medical procedures left right and centre. Getting anything done is actually quite difficult at times.

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What qualifies as a “worthy” new source if google spits out the same results over 5 pages? @ozenigma

[pokemonsyndicate]

I pay for a really good Political News paper, so I can see the truth behind what these dicks get up to. Cost me 70 Bucks a year. It should be what they put in the newspaper everyone gets for free, but that is a world we will never live in.

[ozenigma]

@thorgene

What qualifies as a “worthy” new source if google spits out the same results over 5 pages? @ozenigma

Anything not run or owned by Rupert Murdoch.

[salmoncannon]

@thorgene

Also another fun fact, Australia’s Military WILL PAY for breast implants for female soldiers.

I just had a sudden urge to join the army

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@ozenigma

@thorgene

What qualifies as a “worthy” new source if google spits out the same results over 5 pages? @ozenigma

Anything not run or owned by Rupert Murdoch.

Exactly most of the shit out there is run by that shit cunt including all the free newspapers we get in australia… Just about. WHAT DO WE DO!!! WHY!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[acebren]

Tony Abbott, President of the USA of Australia: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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@acebren

www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3IaKVmkXuk

Love this Vid man since the day it was born.

[KingPokemon]

@sagewolf

@KingPokemon

I see. Interesting. They even took away your guns so you can’t even defend yourself against the biggest threat of all…them. Exactly what Getmany did in the 1930s.
It’s sort of like what our ignorant liberal politicians would like to do here. They won’t be satisfied until they render you defenseless then jump in and control your life all the way down to wiping your arse’s.

Noooo @KingPokemon. Don’t do it.

Ok back on topic, there are lots of weird laws that are generally leftover from older eras. They’re never enforced, however.

Some of my favourites:

• It’s illegal to change your blown light bulbs in Victoria. A licensed electrician must be the one to handle anything connected to mains power and you can be fined at $10 per light bulb. Honestly, you’d have to imagine that administrative fees would be higher than $10 so pursuing this one would be a net loss for absolutely everyone involved.
• You’re not allowed to walk on the right hand side of a footpath. By law.
• Children can never purchase cigarettes, but are legally allowed to smoke them.
• The Sydney Harbour Bridge is technically a part of a livestock herding route, so you’re legally allowed to seek permission to herd your cattle across the Bridge between midnight and dawn. I’m legitimately curious how cows are charged for tolling purposes.

Wow…now that’s VERY interesting. Just crazy.

[kkthxbai]

Are we still talking about porn?
I used to work in a retailer that distributed some in Australia… Nothing flash, but, some video ezy’s used to sell porn etc in part of the ‘adult’ section. we were only allowed I think x rated at most… Which is censoring all the good bits… It’s absolute rubbish…
Probs some of the dirtiest physical goods to handle as it’s been passed around by alot of guys…

Anyways, when the company fell through, ended up selling all the porn off to a retarded guy…
Cause he was the only one who really liked it…

Sucked that aus was slack on not letting us distribute xxx but still we made some sales…

So inversely, stupid porn laws upset societies nature… That one guy who rented and bought all those films never experienced true xxx + porn

Shame…
Oh the feels…

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Porn be not the only issue at hand, because this thread is also about legislation and that ridicies one in regards to porn. I remember walking into video ezy when I was a wee lad, and parents making sure I didn’t go down that ille… The world is a fucked up place. Did we really need that shit at video Ezy?

[kkthxbai]

@pokemonsyndicate

Porn be not the only issue at hand, because this thread is also about legislation and that ridicies one in regards to porn. I remember walking into video ezy when I was a wee lad, and parents making sure I didn’t go down that ille… The world is a fucked up place. Did we really need that shit at video Ezy?

True,

We don’t need that… I’m just playing above.

[acebren]

lmao, i remember trying to sneak a porno in with all my other pg rated stuff at video Ezy as a kid

[pokemonsyndicate]

rofls

[cullers]

@KingPokemon

@sagewolf

Noooo @KingPokemon. Don’t do it.

Ok back on topic, there are lots of weird laws that are generally leftover from older eras. They’re never enforced, however.

Some of my favourites:

• It’s illegal to change your blown light bulbs in Victoria. A licensed electrician must be the one to handle anything connected to mains power and you can be fined at $10 per light bulb. Honestly, you’d have to imagine that administrative fees would be higher than $10 so pursuing this one would be a net loss for absolutely everyone involved.
• You’re not allowed to walk on the right hand side of a footpath. By law.
• Children can never purchase cigarettes, but are legally allowed to smoke them.
• The Sydney Harbour Bridge is technically a part of a livestock herding route, so you’re legally allowed to seek permission to herd your cattle across the Bridge between midnight and dawn. I’m legitimately curious how cows are charged for tolling purposes.

Wow…now that’s VERY interesting. Just crazy.

In Reno Nevada:
Sec. 8.14.040. Sale of sexual paraphernalia.
It shall be unlawful for any person to sell, offer to sell or display for sale any device, including but not limited to dildos and artificial vaginae, designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.

[KingPokemon]

@cullers

@garyis2000

In Reno Nevada:
Sec. 8.14.040. Sale of sexual paraphernalia.
It shall be unlawful for any person to sell, offer to sell or display for sale any device, including but not limited to dildos and artificial vaginae, designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.

Reno, which is around 500 miles north of Las Vegas, has many strange laws on the books. A couple: ‘it’s illegal to use profanity in front of a corpse’ and ‘you cannot change the weather without a permit’ lol. Archaic laws.
But don’t think they’re prudes up there. They have many legal brothels?

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wtf reno… WTF

[cullers]

@KingPokemon

@cullers

In Reno Nevada:
Sec. 8.14.040. Sale of sexual paraphernalia.
It shall be unlawful for any person to sell, offer to sell or display for sale any device, including but not limited to dildos and artificial vaginae, designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.

Reno, which is around 500 miles north of Las Vegas, has many strange laws on the books. A couple: ‘it’s illegal to use profanity in front of a corpse’ and ‘you cannot change the weather without a permit’ lol. Archaic laws.
But don’t think they’re prudes up there. They have many legal brothels?

That kind of my point. It just goes along with the discussion of there’s a bunch of laws that aren’t enforced. I chose Reno because I couldn’t find anything too funny about Clark County.

I know in my state Iowa there’s a few funny laws. Such as:
Men with mustaches aren’t allowed to kiss in public
All kisses in public can’t last for more then five seconds
In Mount Vernon (close by me). You can get written consent from the council to throw bricks into the highway.

[missingno]

@KingPokemon

@pokemonsyndicate

Australia is still prison colony, so there be more rules for regular things that people do, the more revenue raised from people in jail. There is alot of money in having a bunch of slaves doing shit for you. There is alot of prisons being built around here man, especially last 2 years. That’s just one of there corrupt, and insane reasons.
They say these spying laws are for our protection against terrorism… Yes… Terrorism… More and more laws will be passed like this stupid one so they can do all sorts of crazies like sewing students, Parents, or anybody for downloading shit.

Australia is like a Testing ground for these things. They all get together just sit around and decide Hmmm… Let’s try this to see how much they yell and scream, and what we can get away with, and then every other government goes OOOOOOOO! Look at the people of over australia, there okay with there government climbing into there beds at night and licking there ears… LETS TRY IT HERE!! David Cameron passes crazy Porn laws, so Australia has to follow. We here in Australia should be lining up with out Hayforks & Torches at these peoples houses.

You won’t be able to click on a link to important infomation that exposes these dooches for what there doing without going to jail in the future if this shit keeps up. Get your Tinfoil Hats out peeps.

I see. Interesting. They even took away your guns so you can’t even defend yourself against the biggest threat of all…them. Exactly what Getmany did in the 1930s.
It’s sort of like what our ignorant liberal politicians would like to do here. They won’t be satisfied until they render you defenseless then jump in and control your life all the way down to wiping your arse’s.

Over my walthers barrel. Only the weak get rendered. Well put Gary. Also leave the small breasted women alone Australia, shit don’t y’all know they’re the ones who know how to cook, think, and stay by their Man.