Trash Ebay Messages

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Hey guys, I know that we have an ebay garbage thread, but I finished an auction block last night and got the dreaded “my kid played with my phone” message and thought that I’d start one dedicated to screenshots of your favorite ebay messages.

Looking forward to seeing some good messages!

(mods if you think this should be merged with the Ebay Garbage thread please merge).

Here’s the message I got literally minutes after the auction ended.

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This one is my favorite. I sold a pair of shoes and got this message, peep the sent date

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I’ll bite. Both of these were today.

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That second one is definitely a good one.

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It definitely gave me a chuckle! Sometimes buyers are so thoughtful to make it so clear they belong on my blocked buyers list before they actually purchase :joy:

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I think I might’ve said yeah no probs but you’ll have to stump up the cab fair there and back :slight_smile:

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A new adventure begins…

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… and ends

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Ima let you finish, but this is the trophy card of trash messages

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The -1 feedback really makes it.

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Its honestly a work of art!

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This is how Nat Turner blows off steam

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Woke up and chose violence.

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I clearly made this meme on a floppy disk

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Could be elevated if it were combined with the “it was my kid” excuse: “I didn’t mean to send that. My son got ahold of my Ebay account. Please disregard.”

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Just the daily crazy illustrator question :melting_face:

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:upside_down_face: :gun:

I would like it to be regraded

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Must want a new label. Reslabbing the 2nd most valuable Pokémon card sounds like fun, yikes!

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Tire kickers man… Just buy it and then regrade it to your heart’s content.

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Listed some of my personal collection cards at pretty high prices to get some traffic. Got some good responses on them

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Not card related but I like when people insult the item to try and drive the price down.
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Please say your phone number is 719-266-2837