To be honest “integrity in pricing demonstrates understanding of market” is probably the best way of saying “sell me cards cheap or you’re a dum dum.”
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old but gold
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“Hey I’m not a non-payer, which eBay is pretty lax on. I’m a shill bidder which eBay decidedly punishes waaaay more”
Sweet baby Jesus. What a kind soul.
My favorite brand of eBayer – “Why would I buy it for this much? I’d barely even make a profit!”
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I didn’t even know you could have negative feedback 
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In theory I would love to get this kind of message so I can really dig deep into this logic.
Realistically it’d be annoying and as soon as I brought up any logic, they’d just stop responding.
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“Sorry I only sell to tru collectors”
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Placed an order for 48 cards totaling $25. Paid $1 shipping. Seller cancels because shipping costs are too high. TcgPlayer (eBay company)
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You won’t have to drive to Chicago. Just give me your home address and I will pick the card up.
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We might have to speak on the phone? 
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Better have a translator on standby
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1000% a murderer, but God bless my Friend
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There is no way eBay didn’t remove this, right?
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“But my friend, let me help you help us.”
Now that’s a sales pitch 
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I kind of wish I could see a short story version of this play out where you say yes. I just imagine this dude would be on the phone 24/7 over the next week trying to move this card like he’s Jordan Belfort moving penny stocks.
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Yeah it was gone in about 15 minutes, eBay customer support is a dream when you have legitimate issues.
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