QotD: What bovine pokemon would make the best steaks?

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QotD: What bovine pokemon would make the best steaks?

Helpful considerations: This was a suggested question… and it sounds delicious.

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Dairy cows do make great steaks, so Miltank is a strong contender.

However, Paldean Tauros has an Aqua Breed:

And canonically: “The most notable characteristic of the Aqua Breed is its high body fat…

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Legendary steak

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@Dirge

Only the chosen ones can handle this dinner unscathed.

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miltank already has a history of being a good chef so it has my vote, even though the cuisine here looks vegetarian. but the question wasn’t “what bovine pokemon would be the happiest making steaks?”

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Young Camerupt steers. Yes I know, “camel.” No pokemon looks more like a cow. I imagine some exotic pure-bred zebuine used as foundation bloodstock in many a cattle. Rare, exceedingly difficult to keep, very expensive. Excellent marbling, superior muscle development and unrivaled flavor. The liver is known to be an aphrodisiac.

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you’re dead to me

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Best vine Pokemon I know of. Probably wouldn’t make a good steak though. Odd question

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Grass fed Grass finished miltank

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Plant based steak*

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Def tauros

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Damn that flavor text kind of clinches it for me…sounds like waygu

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Miltank for sure