Pokemon Superlatives

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Which Pokemon would:
1 -Win the game-show Survivor?
2 -Attend Woodstock?
3- be a bratty teenager?
4- Is a Karen?
5 -Is a D-bag?
6 -Attend Harvard?
7 -Live in a van down by the river?
8 - Class Clown?
9 - Most likely to win the lottery but lose the ticket?
10 -Best Friends?
11 - Most Likely to be found at the gym?
12 - Most popular?

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  1. Scyther
  2. Koffing, Weezing together. Gloom may tag along.
  3. Misdreavus
  4. Farfetch’d
  5. Wobbuffet
  6. Smeargle
  7. Sudowoodo
  8. Mr. Mime obviously
  9. Psyduck
  10. Slowbro 'n Quagsire
  11. Electabuzz
  12. Chansey organically, but Jigglypuff would fight her over it.
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  1. Pichu
  2. Pichu
  3. Pichu
  4. Pikachu
  5. Raichu
  6. Pichu
  7. Raichu
  8. Pikachu
  9. Pikachu
  10. Pichu
  11. Raichu
  12. Pikachu
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**Win the game-show Survivor?**I don’t know the gameshow survivor, but assuming it’s kinda like Bear Grylls does:
Skiddo, because apparently: “If it has sunshine and water, it doesn’t need to eat, because it can generate energy from the leaves on its back.”

**Attend Woodstock?**Ludicolo, since it likes any kind of music and will continue to dance 24/7.

**Be a bratty teenager?**Glameow or Alolan Persian

**Is a Karen?**Purugly, primarily based on looks and aggression

**Is a D-bag?**Litwick, because: “It pretends to guide people and Pokémon around by illuminating darkened areas. However, it is actually sucking away their life energy and leading them to the Ghost World.”

**Attend Harvard?**Kadabra, and after graduation it evolves into Alakazam.

**Live in a van down by the river?**Slowking, but mostly because of the Dutch voice I remember from the second movie tbh.
Lombre perhaps too, especially since it’s a Water Pokémon.

**Class Clown?**Mr. Mime :wink:

**Most likely to win the lottery but lose the ticket?**Psyduck maybe? If it was smart enough to buy the ticket in the first place.
Scraggy comes to mind as well, since it falls over easily and has wide trouser legs/side pockets, but it’s probably too young to buy a ticket.

**Best Friends?**Mew and Celebi.
Squirtle and Charmander as well.

**Most Likely to be found at the gym?**All Fighting-Type Pokémon, so let’s go with Machoke.

**Most popular?**Charizard… :unamused:

Greetz,
Quuador

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**Win the game-show Survivor?**Metagross
**Attend Woodstock?**Politoed/Ivysaur
**Be a bratty teenager?**Nuzleaf
**Is a Karen?**Snubbull
**Is a D-bag?**Sneasel
**Attend Harvard?**Gardevoir **Live in a van down by the river?**Diggersby
**Class Clown?**Haunter
**Most likely to win the lottery but lose the ticket?**Meowth
**Best Friends?**Togetic & Musharnna/Dragonite & Lapras
**Most Likely to be found at the gym?**Incineroar
**Most popular?**In a cliquey way Ninetales, but actually liked would be Sliggoo

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Love this idea, @alovell . I tried to imagine it in the sense of if Pokemon were humans in social situations. Win the game-show Survivor?

Attend Woodstock?

Be a bratty teenager?
**Is a Karen?

Is a D-bag?

**- Memories of Ash’s come immediately to mind.

Attend Harvard?

Live in a van down by the river?

**Class Clown?

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**Most likely to win the lottery but lose the ticket?

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**Best Friends?**These twoor
These 4

Most Likely to be found at the gym?- there’s always at least one

**Most popular?

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Some have already been said but here is my list.

1 -Win the game-show Survivor? - Tropius
2 -Attend Woodstock? - Sandshrew & Drampa****
3- be a bratty teenager? Meowstic & Gothita

4- Is a Karen? Watchdog

5 -Is a D-bag? - Snivy
6 -Attend Harvard? Mew

7 -Live in a van down by the river? Garbodor, Trubbish,

8 - Class Clown? Miltank

9 - Most likely to win the lottery but lose the ticket? Psyduck

10 -Best Friends? Combusken & Nuzleaf

11 - Most Likely to be found at the gym? Machoke

12 - Most popular? Charmeleon

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