Imagine Big Bird if he was struck by lightning.
photo credit: “caru” on deviant art
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Prince Andrew’s best friend.
https://static.pokemonpets.com/images/monsters-images-800-800/97-Hypno.webp
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We have a winner!
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I’m not proud of this win.
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Ok, I tried again to see if I’d get a more appropriate Pokémon, and I’m afraid the random generator gods have only one thing in mind for me. So I’m just gonna drop this here and stop playing the game
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~Y = Y not
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The pokemon line most hated by construction workers everywhere.
The first evolution, Timburr, steals wooden 4x4s from sites whenever possible.
Eventually when it thinks it is up to the challenge it will steal a metal girder. During this process it evolves into Gurdurr.
It takes Gurdurr quite a long time to evolve as it is intimidated by the large concrete pillars it must steal in order to do so. It is said that the average Gurdurr steals up to 250 girders before finally attempting the concrete pillars and becoming Conkeldurr.
When the pillars wear down Conkeldurr strolls through active construction sites to find more. Due to it’s size crews are told not to interferre with the giant and allow them to take whatever they want.
It is estimated a total of 10 million 4x4s, 6 million girders, and 1 million concrete pillars are stolen every year. Often, an adventurer will come by a stash of hundreds to thousands of construction materials in random locations. When this happens it is always important to call the proper authorities to recover the materials. The largest stash of materials that was recovered contained around 21,000 4x4s and 9,000 girders.
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The blue eyes white dragon
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idk
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A fox standing on its hind legs holding spoons
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Noodle.
Could almost always be this or that, probably never that or this. Also you could eat it… probably?
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Alright, hear me out. It’s like a lizard, but it’s bigger, doesn’t play well with others, has some serious 'tude, and stuff around it catches on fire all the time.
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It’s so ugly it killed its own mother out of resentment when it first looked at its own reflection. Since then it wears its mother’s skull to hide its hideous appearance.
I’ve done poor Cubeone dirty with this description. 
Greetz,
Quuador
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