What is everyone's favorite way to consume their collection?

[lemonofpromise]

I like my cards on a bagel or sliced toast, topped with avocado or cream cheese. This is especially amazing for any Celebi cards for that yummy sour cream and onion flavor. If you don’t have any bread in your house you can substitute it with a Daschbun card but it might get a bit crunchy if the card is graded. Post your favorite pokemon card recipes below!

[camrok37]

wut

[ddk]

I was going to make a joke about eating one’s cards when I saw the thread title but it seems the joke was already the purpose of the thread!

[EvenOddish]

On a fancy tea plate, with watercress sandwiches, tuna salad, and a mug of steaming Chamomile.

[Will]

If you aren’t snorting chopped up double colorless energies are you really living?

[slowqueen]

Probably making a nice bowl of Slowpoke Udon

[swoleking]

With mussy — ketchup is for children

[lemonofpromise]

what joke

[cwebfan23]

So there is real demand for Slowpoketail.

Interesting.

[nick15]

I once used a Charizard card to light a big fat cigar

Only peasants would use a $100 bill for that

[D3F14NC3]

In Cheeto form.

[packyman]

Midnight snack

[xileets]

I prefer toasting my holos before eating them. Sometimes they get a little burnt tho, and that charred flavor just ain’t for me…

[koaster]

[martin]

I like them on a cake. By my calculations, I have just enough until about my 97th birthday to consume all my cards this way.