QotD: If you ran a Pokemon equivalent of Jurassic Park, what would your main attraction be?

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QotD: If you ran a Pokemon equivalent of Jurassic Park, what would your main attraction be?

Helpful considerations: Trained Pokemon show? Mock battles? Full on arena tournaments daily? Rides? Large natural habitat area? Petting area?

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As much as Id want a Pokemon petting cafe, i think the main attraction would have to be restricted to a Main street parade of trained pokemon shows. A bird of prey show, a water show, a few trained dogpokemon performances, probably a few other ones as well, all coming together in a very controlled parade.
My biggest worry would be any larger and more powerful pokemon losing control. Dual everstones on every unevolved pokemon and as part of every employees required gear. I wonder what other items I could get a hold of to keep things under control?

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  • The Wailord Zeppelin guided tour of island Sorna

  • The AvoidTheAerodactyls obstacle course (inspired by the third movie)

  • Live Tyrantrum and herds of overly intelligent Archeops behind a dodgy electric fence during storm season for extra adrenaline

  • Ditto/Lord Richard Attenborough walking you through the facility and ending every sentence with “spared no expense!”

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I would have a large natural habitat area, marketing the park with a kickass super rare dino-like legendary Pokémon (Groudon etc) that would be very Instagram or YouTube worthy but actually filling up the area with the 4 horseman Pokémon of the grind.

The odds of bumping into the main kickass Pokémon will be like shiny encounter rates so most of the time people are doing this

Then have many vending machines around selling repels and max repels.

Profit I guess :man_shrugging:

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Your idea for how to get obcene amounts of wealth sickens me. The vending machines would make you rich beyond anything i could dream.

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Ah definetely the little teacup rotating ride, but with sinistea and sinistcha! Must have.

Edit: just saw it said “main” attraction, and not just 1.

Main attraction would probably be a lengthy tunnel of pokemon love that showcases the beauty of pokemon with a short tour of poke hell with giratina where scalpers, and other unethical entities end up.

Either that or the “Rotom-coaster”

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A Pokemon Jurrasic Park I feel would work essentially like Blueberry Academy’s Terarium. Access to an area with different biomes for Pokemon to live in their natural habitats. Jurrasic Park style safari vehicles driving tourists around to see all the amazing Pokemon.

Its really just the biggest version of the many Safari Zones, with infinite steps.

Pokemon-style Disney World on the other hand…so many possibilities…

In the end of the ride made this Essene. terrifying but under control.
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Well, Jurassic Park’s concept was attractive because it put certain death or at least fear-inducing creatures just out of danger. Perhaps one of the most entertaining things I’ve seen in any Jurassic Park/World IP content is the raptor show where sometimes the raptors don’t quite do what they’re supposed to. SO…

I’d say a potential life and death struggle between pokemon and people who think they’re clever or strong enough to outmaneuver or outsmart them. A gauntlet run against a lucario, ceruledge, or bisharp. A strength match again machop or throh. A game of wits played against alakazam, in which the lose loses his mind.

…maybe that last one is a bit much.
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I’d just have a guzzlord hidden at the end of an entry way to eat anyone who enters. There isn’t really even a park. Its just guzzlord eating people.

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I really like the idea of a billboard in the middle of nowhere promoting it. Call 555-for-truth!

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:Correct Answer: :white_check_mark:

We should make these “question” threads, so we can actually choose a legit excellent answer if it’s presented. :rofl:

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The haunted Palossand tour. Full park entry fee refund if you come out alive!

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I can hear the screams now… “I want to get off Palossand’s Wild Ride”

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Thanks for the fun thought experiment, many others have some great responses!

For anyone familiar with Pokemon Battle Revolution, my main event would be a rotating daily arena representing 7 colosseums from that game. Magma Monday, Courtyard Tuesday, Waterfall Wednesday, Crystal Thursday, Neon Friday, Stargazer Saturday, and Sunset Sunday.
These were mostly chosen for alliteration or theme (e.g., Tuesdays I find to dreary, so I hope the foggy Courtyard colosseum would be appropriate here).

Each arena would be host to wandering Pokemon associated with each respective theme. You’d be permitted to battle and interact with them to your heart’s content (perhaps even some events akin to Johto’s bug catching contest will be held).

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hey i just tried to click the “meta discussion” hyperlink but it says it doesn’t exist or is private. Not sure what is up with that. But I had a few WOTD ideas I’d like to throw in the mix.

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The Mr. Mime village

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My main attraction would be the merch shop. I would fill it with prismatic evolutions and people wouldn’t care even if the park was just full of barbaracles, i would drown in visitors.

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