Pokemon related shower thoughts and intrusive thoughts

Sometimes little goofy thoughts pop into my mind. Nothing huge. Sometimes a little more elaborate. At times entire complex wackadoodle things. I have them and would like to see if I am not alone in this. If you have any such silliness, please share.

If you have a rather vulgar intrusive thought to share, I suggest using the “blur spoiler” feature to shield little billy’s my innocence. Thank you.

I like funny nicknames of pokemon. Like the seemingly universally accepted adoption of calling the regi pokemon “Reginald”. e.g. “Reginald Rock” For some time I have been endeared to calling charizard by my own version of such a thing based on its original japanese name “Lizardon” and Choose to call it “Lizard Donald”. I also call charmeleon “Lizard-o” which is actually what its called in japanese but I make sure to emphasize they just tacked o to the word lizard.

Another funny nick name I had come to me recently is Dugtrio. Whose name shall be Douglas trio. If someone were to draw dugtrio three doug dimmadome top hats, it would be much to my amusement.

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Sometimes when I shower, I wonder to myself why Pokemon can’t be in the shower with me, just like my pet dog would, for example.

The answer? Well, they might Peek-at-chu :wink:

I’ll see myself out.

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Iron Jugulius is always referred to in my mind as Orange Julius

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Ok, here it is, here is the thread where I post it. I’ve hovered over the post button in the Unpopular Opinions thread for years, worried it didn’t fit the post, worried nothing I posted on E4 would ever be taken seriously ever again, but here, right now, in this thread, I get it off my chest…[spoiler]

The position of Mew’s left foot… the way it looks like it’s coming from a groin rather than the bottom of a leg… the shading around the tip… the line work on the middle toe…

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in a similar vein, boss’s orders in my head is horrible bosses

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Pack it up, it’s a penis thread now

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Greetz,
Quuador

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Reminds me of when I was wondering what Alakazam is sitting on.

Random thought, A pokemon with human lips would give me the heebie jeebies. Imagine one of those gross super magnified shots from ren and stimpy (or spongebob) just focused on their lips articulating. :confounded_face:

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Jynx with human lips. shiver…

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What if rotom shower-form exists….

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that would be true to life then

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Skip the toaster and go woth a rotom bathtub form. :skull_and_crossbones:

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I have too much dyslexia to read the name properly so I’ve just always called it Iron Jugular, but I like Orange Julius much better :ok_hand:

Your post reminded of this abomination. Nintendo approved product btw.

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If TPCi after all this time became concerned about fakes and as a result created a card authentication service, with one flat fee to assess and place a card in a protective plastic case, would people lose interest in third party grading services?

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I doubt it. Grading is minimally about authentication nowadays

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But…but what if it came with a sparkly label with an embossed poke ball in the plastic? :cry: :smile:

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Sorry to post this in the penis thread but I’m not sure where else this thought would go.

How does the player character fit all of the items in their bag? You’re telling me I can carry 500 pokeballs, a bunch of Tms, every berry that I’ve seen and a bike and I still have room?

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