Pokémon Card Reality Show Netflix

It’ll be intresting for sure, but I wonder how this show might influence the market.

Give me Ken Goldin, Gary Vee, Jason Paige and Carole Baskin in a room and inject it into my veins.

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INTERVIEWER: So what do we have here?

INFLUENCER: Here we have the cards I am selling. They are the most desirable cards in the world. I think they’re going to be even more valuable soon. These are the cards you should buy, I’ll tell you what. I wish I was buying them! But unfortunately I am only selling them. Great opportunity.

INTERVIEWER: You heard it here first, folks. These cards are the best and most desirable cards. You’ll definitely want to buy these. Check out Goldinauctions.com/Netflix to buy yours before it’s too late! This opportunity will not come again!

[pop up fact: Invented in 1998, there are now more than 150 Pokémon.]

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INTERVIEWER: If the cards are going to rise in value soon, why are you selling them now?

INFLUENCER: I want to reward all my fans and friends who are watching this show right now. Let my loss be your gain! *wink*

INTERVIEWER: You heard him? This is your chance to earn big money. Please log on to _________ to make your purchase. RIGHT NOW! While stocks last…

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Felt like I was reading Gary’s efour NFT pitch again.

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Luh-jit cannot wait for the imminent thumbnails on Scott’s youtube
Makes my day erry tiem

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Imagine how easy it will be to say this every time a new commemorative Nft is released. “10th episode upload bar, limited to 100 pieces worldwide.”

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Even though this whole post is 100% accurate, the pop up fact is beyond on the money lol

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Where’s my vomit bucket…

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**I’m a Pokemon

Get Me Out Of Here!**

Pokemon: Caught At First Sight

Episode 1 already leaked online.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVxN5iQ_Ri0

Jeff Foxworthy sure was different back then

Anyone who’s managed to stay relevant all the way from this medieval shit until present day must be doing something right.

It’s the original youtube mystery box openings

either that or a :cockroach:

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This is admittedly much more likely.

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300K this time around.

It won’t go on my watch list.