Pizza Hawaii - YES or NO

That’s a hard NOPE for me.

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You can’t be seriously eating this right? That looks horrible :sweat:

Welcome to America

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So true. After having REAL pizza in Italy, I realized just how incredibly terrible America’s typical pizzas are. I actually now go out of my way to find more authentic pizza places, but those are few and far in between.

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I had that at a fair once, but without the egg and with a glazed donut

A breakfast burger is a real thing. The Luther burger is typically just a meme that a few fatasses across the country will eat but everyone else will just buy for the gram photo

Reminds me of the fun fact that the only pasta Italians would never eat bolognese with is spaghetti lol. It literally absorbs none of the sauce.

Not the biggest fan of pineapple on pizza. I had friends in high school who ordered M&M’s on their pizza once. Those don’t belong on pizza either. Needless to say that I am not friends with those people anymore.

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I like pineapple on pizza so yes, it’s a yes on me.

But I don’t like the question of “does pineapple belong to pizza” because obviously pineapple doesn’t have to be in every pizza!

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I do like pineapple on a pizza. To me it’s similar to cheeseburger, taco or bbq pizza in that I have to be more in the mood for the type of pizza it is rather than your standard pizza flavor. When I want a pizza, 90% of the time it ends up being supreme.

Was it chocolate pizza or regular pizza with cheese and tomato sauce?

It was regular pizza with cheese and tomato sauce.

In 2017, I underwent taste testing to see if I was one of 1 in 4 people considered to be “supertasters” - people who are particularly sensitive to the nuances of taste more profoundly than your average human.

After grueling tests, constant water breaks, dry mouth and moist, they even did a double blind study - utilizing suggestive tests where I was informed what other people reported the flavors to be (bitter, sweet, salty, no flavor) before I tasted them myself to see if it would skew my results. To see if I could be fooled.

After days of hard work, grueling sweat, tears, and much bloodshed, they informed me of my score.

I scored a perfect 100%

I am a supertaster. Pineapple belongs on pizza.

Now bask in the glory of this truth and enjoy a slice or seek refuge for your self-inflicted banishment for your less than stellar taste buds!


PINEAPPLE PIZZA LOVERS,
WE SHALL UNITE!

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Born and raised in pineapple country here in Hawaii and I absolutely HATE pineapple on pizza. Actually, I believe most people in Hawaii don’t care for it at all.

When I was in college in WA, our professor ordered pizza for our last day of the semester. She brought in pepperoni, cheese and Hawaiian pizza. My buddies looked at me and said she brought in pizza for me; Yup, no. I made a beeline to pepperoni.

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Pizza, in general, is massively overrated.

There. I said it.

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I can’t say I agree but I can say I appreciate the courage it took to say that publicly.

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Get out.

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Wouldn’t liking pineapple on pizza invalidate the test? :thinking:

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If the people who like pineapple on pizza had any honor, they would get onto an ice flow and push themselves away from shore

What do they call Hawaiian Pizza in Hawaii?