Go ahead, call the police. They can’t un-chocolate your burger
Ok let’s all agree.
Pineapple is awesome on pizza, broccoli is a no go and thin pizza is like eating toppings off a piece of paper.
Oh and seafood on pizza is just batshit crazy.
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@goigoi, hates America
YES! Sweet + Savory = Needs to be in my mouth
Its e4, we live for the conflict. And food isnt fun. And you just brought it to the next level by adding anchovies. SMH.
Pineapple is just completely off for me, I sorta get why some people like anchovies, but I definately understand people who hate it like I do.
Pineapple just turns Pizza into something different for me. Something that isnt Pizza. Something that is not worth it in any way.
The best pizza topping according to some connoisseurs is Mayo and BBQ.
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Yes. I love pineapple on pizza. I actually disliked pineapple until I tried Hawaiian pizza for the first time. Now I’ll usually switch it up. One of my go to pizzas is half feta and half pineapple. Salty & Sweet.
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Pizza brings together the holy trinity of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce. A simple yet beautiful Italian dish. If you choose to augment your pizza beyond this with perhaps some meat, onions, basil, or spices–that is acceptable.
Adding not only fruit to your pizza, but disgusting tropical fruit is an affront to all that is holy and Italian grandmas everywhere. Just toss your carbonara with dog shit or your bolognese with vomit and call it a day. Why destroy the humble pizza?
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Pizza is just Pizza. Good italian Pizza is thin id guess. We dont have different thickness levels here, we just have good Pizza and Pizza Hawaii here.
And Broccoli is something super nice to so many dishes (but I personally wouldnt like it on my Pizza)
How dare you post TickTock propaganda in here
exactly THAT. Hope you are glad of me that I did a better thread today.
“American style” pizza is the crime!
I cannot stand those thick crusts and bottoms. It’s basically eating bread with tomato sauce and topping. Pizza should be thin bottom and crust, premium and limited toppings. No sausage, cheese and whatever junk hidden in/on the crust.
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Yo that sounds amazing
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this isn’t pizza, it’s a large cracker
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This is called the “luther burger” it came from an animated show called Boondocks and was quickly adapted by a lot of donut shops.
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Yes, love it.
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Also, you can put whatever weird toppings you want on some flatbread and cheese and maybe sometimes it will taste good. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in awhile. Just, don’t call it pizza at that point.
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@chrisbalestra, "a full-pound burger patty, covered in cheese, with grilled onions, five strips of bacon, and two Krispy Kreme donuts as buns."
i’m here for a good time, not a long time
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I used to eat it a lot when I was a kid, nowadays I don´t eat it at all - Have nothing against it but wouldn´t order it anymore. Let these poor pineapples be on the pizza though, it was the chef who put them there in the first place 
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