PSA customer service phone representative lol.
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Lol we’ll at least you could take a load off by requesting to switch to email customer service. Their motto is “The Service that Never Responds” 
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Salesperson. We get lots of terrible sales people cold calling at our office, like they just walk in and don’t say anything and can’t talk to people. That would be me except worse.
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Bgs grader
A salesperson or investment banking, too stressful
Factory farm worker. That’s also one job I wish others would never do
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Proctologist
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The guy at the morgue that determines the cause of death.
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Any type of customer-service call-center job - kinda feel bad for those people! Haha It’s gotta get really old, really quick just talking with pissed-off customers all day every day!
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Back when I worked in sales, I had a coworker who came back after leaving for six months. He took a job as a police dispatch office. He told me he quit for two reasons: one, after working sales for so many years, he was used to answering the phone friendly. Thanking people for calling in, and appreciating their time. For police dispatch it’s the exact opposite. You’re not supposed to thank them for any reason, or make them feel like they should call, because they need the lines to stay open and unused except for emergency cases. If you’re friendly to people it invites them to call back.
The second reason is the types of calls you get. People call in in their worst times, calling in after finding their spouse committed suicide, in helpless situations where your on the phone with them listening to them getting beaten or killed, just horrible things. After you’re done getting the information you need, you just hang up on them. No condolences, nothing, just a cold heartless noise of the phone hanging up. Most of the people working there develope a dark sense of humor out of nessecity. Joking about the amount of suicide calls they get and who can recite the worst call of the day we’re common conversations you had with your coworkers.
Needless to say, police dispatch is a job I’d never want.
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shit burner
President.
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I could never be a waiter at a restaurant. I don’t have the patience or the friendly attitude and I sure as hell couldn’t carry trays of food with drinks. I’d sit around and never make a penny for my entire life if I had to be a waiter.
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Haha. I’m far too clumsy for that. I already break almost a dozen wine glasses and such every year. My friend actually bought me some stainless steel cups a couple years back as a joke, but I can’t stand the metal taste.
I would personally never work in customer service. I just don’t believe in the customer being always right. While I love talking with people, I just don’t have much patience or tolerance for idiots.
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Something cleaning up human vomit and poop. nope, prefer animal messes anyday.
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as a junior, investment banking isn’t that stressful, you just need to be able to put in long hours and have no social life for many years.
traders are the stressed up ones in the bank cause they can go to a restroom and lose a few thousand when they get back (my sis is a trader - they have the intern do takeouts for the team as a necessity and it’s a privilege to be able to take a walk during trading hours)
anything dealing with people face-to-face
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Slave.
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You get paid for slave work?
500 calories on dry bread and water per day + a flimsy structure to sleep on the floor on could technically be considered pay.