Hi all.
Every few years I change my eBay username, and that time has come but I need your help on what to change it to.
Yes, I know all the reasons not to change it but I don’t care…change it I will:)
So, I’d love to see your imaginative suggestions.
P.S. For those of you who don’t know, the username I’m changing is professional_sports_authenticators
My ideas:
Maybe Zelda Gilroy
(in Joker voice) Wanna know how I got these cards?
I 
Gold Stars
pikachu_girl_is_included
IDislikePokemon
IDontSellPokemonCards
WhatIsPSA
YouSureItsMint
PrettySureItllGradeA10
MyNameJeff
MyDeckIsBiggerThanYours
Ph0ckTape
Misty’sDad
IhasBGS10Zard
GottaGradeThemAll
SrslyPh0ckTape
Charizards_R_Us
Let’sGetReZarded
-Oldasblaine
-TopShelfCards
xxCruelDemonxx.
Or maybe
Professional Pokemon Authenticators
Crispy Flakes Pokemon
Minty Fresh PSA
Onixpected Mint PSA Cards
Pack Fresh Mints
Gotta Grade Em’ All
not_professional_sports_authenticators
iwanttorhydonyou
PokeMyAsh’Mon
You’re having too much fun with this aren’t you lol
Too much fun…
;p lol
professional_non-sports_authenticator
Pick_Me-Pick_Me
Poke My Mons
What the Poke?
GOTTA_CATCH_'EM_ALL!_STDS!
Mr.Dr.Prof.PSA_CollectorTM
StraightOuttaPalletTown
TheOGrader
Mo_Tape_Mo_Problems