Hmmm, i’ve always followed a moral code
Where i refused to disadvantage someone else
for my own gain.
Sawwwie :c
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I feel like there’s so much not being said about this.
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This recent bro? Hope not.
She also called 911 and said I was trying to blow up her car.
Fret not my friend, this was many moons ago!
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Were you?
Also yikes, I thought you were talking about a neighbour who was also a child
Is there more?
Closest story I have is related to how I took advantage of a kid at his own birthday party, but it’s not Pokemon related.
In 5th grade, there was this one kid who always got picked on. I had a handful of bullies in my day so I never picked on him in person but would joke about him with my friends. Well one day as we were all getting picked up, I see him and his mother approach me. His mom invites me to his birthday party and says anyone who attends will get a free toy under $10 at the toy store. I only agree because I wanted a toy I had my eye on. My mom and her mom talk, so I decide to go.
I’m 20 minutes late (party was in an arcade in a mall) and I see the kid crying. I was the only one who showed up apparently but he suddenly lit up when he saw me. No one else came. We played some games for about an hour until we went to the toy store. His mom gave him the money. I was really into Beast Wars at the time and got Dinobot. I was super psyched. The cashier said that for a few extra bucks, I could get a VHS tape that had some episodes of it. I wanted it so badly that the kid ended up paying it for me. I asked him why he was being so nice to me and he told me, “You’re the only kid in our class who didn’t laugh at me.”
We talked for a little bit longer until my mom picked me up. I watched the VHS tape and it had episodes I hadn’t seen yet, one of them being “Code of Hero” which centered around my favorite character and became my favorite episode to this day.
I felt like a piece of shit because I totally took advantage of this kid’s kindness and the Code of Hero episode really hit me with it’s theme of “doing what was necessary”.
Long story short, I told my friends to lay off the kid and they did. We didn’t end up being friends but I bumped into him in my early 20’s and he still remembered me. Said his life wasn’t too bad nowadays, so that was good to hear.
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She was about 30 years older I guess.
Just going to skip over that were you part, huh?
If you insist.
I buddy and I had been drinking(SHOCK) We were out in the middle of the street having a Roman Candle fight. A police cruiser comes the hill, turns the corner with lights on. He pulls up to us, points towards her house where only we could see and laughingly says “She says” points at me and finishes “You were trying to blow up her car.” He told us to “Stop causing me trouble and go back to your drinking”
Satisfied?
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So why did you blow up her car
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I didn’t she was:
loose in the loafersnot playing with a full deckelevator didn’t go to the top floorfruit loop
bonkers
bananas
loopy
loony
head case
basket case
deranged
mentally ill
cuckoo
a few peas short of a pod
one sandwich short of a picnic
the lights are on but no one is home
the wheel is still turning, but the hamster is gone
on a different planet or plane
awaiting the return of the mother-shipBAT SHIT CRAZY
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HA hamster is gone that’s a good one
Of course you didn’t. The cops came, the real question is… were you trying. I also find it amusing that you can say no to the car… but not the plane.
This entire thread went sideways. I really like this story though, tell us more!
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Nobody that faked signatures?
Nobody that added first edition stamps to cards?
Nobody that resealed boosterboxes?
Come on guys!
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The funny thing is, one the first page we have someone literally confessing a murder. Yet here we are, beating a dead horse whether this 7 years old was trying to blow up a crazy lady’s car or not.
Anyway, I don’t trust anyone here anymore.
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I remember one time opening a pack so cleanly that my first thought was, “Damn, I could reseal this and no one would know.”
I gave myself 30 lashings that day.
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