UPDATE: E4 Story-Time (Calendar, still taking sign-ups!)

[PokemonClassics]

@joer

Physics teacher here (banned from school) and I can talk about the divorced drunk ex wife that won the house and pokemon cards and decided to sell them to me instead of burn them because she hates her “bastard husband”… That was a fun day lol

My colleagues often give me a hard time for not being married; I feel vindicated now. Seriously though, that sounds horrible! In a morbid sort of way, I’d actually love to hear that story.

[gengarbrigade]

I’m down for recording @stibs I got some very fond memories that I would love to share

[queendrifloon]

I am completely on board for this. Sign me up!

[lamplamp]

I’m in if you’ll have me. I’d be down to talk about my childhood collecting and then what it was like to jump back into the hobby towards the end of college

[Quuador]

@pfm

Homework!

Lol, I remember when you said this instead:

@pfm

@eztrella

@pfm I love your posts. Are you a writer?

Not at all, just probably have too much time on my hands lol

After you had just created this ‘Pokémon-related story’.

@pfm

You are a member of the Elite Fourum. Every day you visit the top site in the world for Pokémon card collectors. This is where the creme of the crop congregate.

Like all members of e4, you casually enjoy and partake in smpratte’s videos. You feel he is underappreciated and decide to throw him $50 a month on Patreon to support his work. How nice of you. Over time you interact and get to know smpratte (you call him Scott now) better and better. You Skype with him periodically. He begins to learn your face, who you are, your background, a little about your family and friends. He seems very interested in you. Perhaps too interested.

The conversations you have with Scott slowly become more frequent. He’s a nice guy and you can tell he’s really passionate about Pokémon. Since you’ve started supporting him on Patreon, you’ve reduced the amount you spend on your collection. You really only collect English cards but Scott is always trying to get you into the exclusive Japanese cards. Masaki promos, Natta Wake cards, old trophy cards; Scott tries to list all the cards he can at you to try and get you interested in some Japanese cards. You tell him you don’t want any of his Japanese exclusive cards because you can’t read the text.

Over time, Scott becomes more agressive about getting you to buy one of his Japanese cards. He screams at you during your Skype call and hangs up. A few minutes later he calls back. The video stream shows him with an eerily emotionless countenance. He offers you one of his Illustrator cards for $20. You are confused, but this is an offer no one should turn down. You send him the money through PayPal along with the shipping address and give him your thanks. Right before ending the call, you could swear he muttered something about how he was more thankful than you were.

The Illustrator is such a valuable card that you decide to fly straight to Scott’s place to pick it up in person. He’s told you where he lives during one of your conversations and you figured you could suprise him by meeting him face-to-face for the first time.

When you get to the door, you notice the front door of his house was ajar, as if someone was in a rush to leave. Odd. You slowly creak the door open and say “Hello?”. Seems like no one is home, so you decide to make yourself comfortable until Scott gets back. You don’t want someone else breaking in while the door is unlocked

You accidentally stumble into his room. He’s got a corner set up for his next video. Neat. You notice his computer has been left on. A QR code for an airplane boarding pass is on the screen. He also has hundreds of browser windows open, all in private browsing mode. Curiosity overtakes you and you click on one of the windows. It opens to an e4 thread “#smpratteyoloswagfamcuz”. You chuckle to yourself remembering how silly that thread was. Just as you were about to look away, you noticed a peculiarity. The page was signed in as the user “ray”.

You think it’s kind of unethical that Scott would take advantage of his admin privileges and sign into other users accounts. You click on another window. This one is signed in as Milhouse. Another as 'M. Another acebren, ssjc, MasonKampe. Fazool, sizzlinshibe, swolepoke, hypernova, xzini, stephneechan, fourthstartcg, e2d2, elftan… pretty much everyone. Except you. You step back from the monitor and feel a bit faint. You accidentally fall over and knock a folder sitting on the desk to the floor. Sheets of paper fly everyhere.

You pick up a page. It is covered with crude, hastily hand-written text. It reads:

“Profile: pokemonsyndicate
Traits: likes the sunglasses emoji, collects only BGS, confuses other users with made-up words in long blocks of text.
…”
Nine pages followed this one mapping various words such as “raritans” and words ending in “b” to real words.

You grab another page.

“Profile: cullers
Traits: is almost always correct but can often come off as blunt and harsh
…”

Another.

“Profile: PkmnFlyingMaster
Traits: periodically writes stupid long-winded dramas
…”

Flipping through the pages you notice that you are also missing a profile. You begin to feel sick. You start looking for the restroom and you accidentally enter a room where the walls are covered with paper. Each sheet contained what appeared to be a script. One page had a dialog between forum members about a fake 1st edition stamp Charizard. The last line read “finally, smpratte comes in and heroically locks the thread and calms the community”. Every page seemed to be a script for an e4 thread you have read.

You notice your name appears on some of the scripts… but every time you appear the rest of the script is crossed out, crinkled and splotted with large amounts of red ink. Is that ink? You feel uneasy. You want to go home now.

You are about to leave but you suddenly hear some muffling from the basement. You gather up whatever courage you have left and slowly creep down the dark set of stairs. When you get to the bottom, you see two people gagged and tied to chairs next to some empty buckets. The room reeks like rotting fish. You also notice two computers set up in the room. Both are playing Scott’s videos on an endless loop.

You recognize the two people as churlocker and DJGigabyte from Scott’s podcast. You untie their gags and they thank you profusely. They explain that Scott has kept them as prisoners and would only temporarily release them to read a script for the podcast. They have been surviving off buckets of fishheads for years. You tell them who you are and their eyes widen. “He’s coming for you. He wants you gone.”

Stricken with fear, you flee the basement leaving the two still tied to the chair. It all begins to click. Scott is ray. Scott is pokemonsyndicate. Scott is everyone. There is no elite group of Pokemon collectors. It’s just you and Scott. The forum was a giant role playing game for Scott and you kept fucking it up. He only sold you that Illustrator for your address and he was coming.

Breathing heavily, you finally get to the front door. A dark figure wielding a large knife is standing in the doorway.

The last words you hear are “hi everyone, this is s-m-pratte.”

Hmm, does this above still fit within:

@PokemonClassics

Just to specify, I meant a non-fiction story. Something meaningful from our Pokemon-related life experiences.

if this is PMF’s Pokémon-related life experience, rofl?

But in all seriousness, sounds like a fun idea @PokemonClassics. I’m not sure what to talk about personally, since most things can already be found in various threads, so for now I’m not signing up yet. But I’m curious to read the stories of everyone else.

Greetz,
Quuador

[pfm]

@Quuador

@pfm

Homework!

Lol, I remember when you said this instead:

@pfm

Not at all, just probably have too much time on my hands lol

After you had just created this ‘Pokémon-related story’.
…

oof feeling pretty attacked right now
I will join this on the condition that others do it first

[Quuador]

@pfm

@Quuador

Lol, I remember when you said this instead:

After you had just created this ‘Pokémon-related story’.
…

oof feeling pretty attacked right now
I will join this on the condition that others do it first

Haha, not my intention! When I saw the title I was reminded by this story you once wrote.

And I think @PokemonClassics also didn’t really meant stories like this, based on his comment here:

@PokemonClassics

Just to specify, I meant a non-fiction story. Something meaningful from our Pokemon-related life experiences.

Although I would personally like a mix of both fictional and non-fictional stories tbh, as long as it’s related to Pokémon.

Greetz,
Quuador

[silversnorlax204]

I wish to throw my hat into the ring. I may have a good story or two actually.

@stibs or anyone else who would like to have me recorded for content. Weekends work well for me.

[PokemonClassics]

Hi Folks,

Glad to hear interest is out there for this. I’m going to post a Google Doc tomorrow, with the dates each of your assignments are due! We will start on April 1st and feature one member’s story each day. To amend my earlier statement, fictional stories are acceptable. Members are encouraged to include pictures/video with their stories if available.

We are still accepting applicants if anyone else wishes to join!

[alovell]

Teacher here as well! No SCHOOL…sort of.

@pokemon Classics, Sign me up.

@stibs , I’d also be interested in sharing the journey. Fan of the podcast.

[PokemonClassics]

*updated with calendar

[Dizzle]

oof I have to start us off!? The pressure is rising now!!

but, great way to start my birthday month!

[PokemonClassics]

@Dizzle

oof I have to start us off!? The pressure is rising now!!

but, great way to start my birthday month!

I put myself first and just went in order of volunteers. You have two weeks . . . no pressure.

[Dizzle]

@PokemonClassics

@Dizzle

oof I have to start us off!? The pressure is rising now!!

but, great way to start my birthday month!

I put myself first and just went in order of volunteers. You have two weeks . . . no pressure.

Haha well I shall do my best! My mother, grandmother, and grandfather were all English teachers like yourself, so hopefully that should help my ability to crank out my story!

Excited to hear what everyone has to share!

[mcorey777]

I seem the update. Can I submit everything by email once completed?

[joer]

@PokemonClassics

Hi Folks,

Glad to hear interest is out there for this. I’m going to post a Google Doc tomorrow, with the dates each of your assignments are due! We will start on April 1st and feature one member’s story each day. To amend my earlier statement, fictional stories are acceptable. Members are encouraged to include pictures/video with their stories if available.

We are still accepting applicants if anyone else wishes to join!

What exactly do you want? Was the plan to record something or write a story? I can do either, but let me know for clarity please.

Also, I nearly missed seeing the calendar all together. You may want to send a PM to each person involved to make sure they see it.

[xzini]

Yeah coming back to this, I would like to know if the full story should be posted on the forum or should I make a file that I send to you or…? @butchdawg32,

[PokemonClassics]

@xzini

Yeah coming back to this, I would like to know if the full story should be posted on the forum or should I make a file that I send to you or…? @butchdawg32 ,

@xzini, @mcorey777, @joer, There will be a new thread opening tomorrow for people to post their stories (a simple copy and paste). Some people have pictures and/or videos (which is great but not required). Post whatever you want to share to the thread on your day and the rest of us will read them and provide our praises!

I hope that makes sense . . . it was never my goal to over-complicate this, but just give people a chance to share stories while we are locked in our homes.

[mcorey777]

Ok sounds good. I’m going to reach out to a friend or maybe one of you guys can help or guide me in the right direction. I’m going to type out my story on a word document and have pictures of my collection with it. I’m thinking a link would work best. Or any other ideas which would be easier than doing 100 imgur links? I’m thinking if I can just get the story and pics in one location it will make things a lot easier for people

[guangjoe]

Sign me up!