The Lighter Side Of The Virus-Meme’s Welcom—Cure Added 3/23

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Do I have this right? Is avoiding this flu as simple as these two easy steps?

YOU CANNOT CATCH THIS FLU IF:

  1. Keep 6’ away from others
  2. Don’t touch you’re face

If you and your loved ones do these two simple things THEY WILL NOT GET SICK.

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Unfortunately not that easy.

Any sneezing or water droplets of an infected person that lands on a surface you touch is putting you at risk. Best to either always wash your hands and dont touch your face.

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But isn’t it true that if you don’t touch your face, that droplet you mentioned cant get in your system?

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Depends what other holes you put your fingers in :wink:

You can also transfer it through the handling of food/cutlery.

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Also GameStop :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Similarly, many of other the greatest problems we see in this world are also easily preventable if you just follow one or two easy steps.

  1. Depression - Don’t worry, be happy (thanks Bobby McFerrin)
  2. Poverty - Just stop being poor
  3. Homelessness - See 2, buy or rent a house
  4. Unemployment - See 2 and get a job
  5. Cancer - stop replicating cancerous cells, and instead only replicate healthy cells

Even the solution to global humanity’s problems are easy.

  1. War - “Can’t we all just get along?”
  2. Hunger - Just eat some food

There are more, but let’s implement these quick and we will have a good start. I’ll get on the line with our honorable world leaders and tell them the great news.

I mean we are memeing, right?

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The fallacy is strong with this one

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Not memeing anymore I’ve thoroughly enjoyed the more social space and silence around where I live. It makes my shithole as peaceful as it was back when I was in Norway.

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With this extra time on my hands I’ve been able to knock out certain things I’ve been holding off on. Just finished putting my go kart back together. Installed a new lil engine on it last summer. Can’t wait to speed off!

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Cool meme

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Grow up already

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@theeucollector
Big brother is watching you everywhere. :grin:

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I’d bet my life the petridish was labeled covid-19

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Reminds me of a gif here in my country from the news. We have someone next to our prime minister when he’s doing a speech, who’s translating his words to sign language for the deaf and bad hearing people watching. Here is what she did recently:

Basically means: don’t hoard stores to stash up (or how we’ve Dutchman would call it: niet hamsteren (literally translated as ‘don’t go hamstering’ :wink: ). Sometimes it’s funny to watch the news just for the sign language tbh. And it’s also nice that they do it, for the deaf people watching. :blush:

Greetz,
Quuador

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The shortest bear market in history followed by the biggest 3 day increase in history.

Let’s keep it up:)