Catch and release. Gotta maximize profits and cant produce them longterm if youre killing them. Also a good time to abuse the social health system for personal wealth but Nurse joy might get suspicious when 50 slowpokes get brought in every months for “tail related accidents”.
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Imho there isn’t much wrong in harvesting them. Slowpoke feel zero pain and they can easily regrow them
Also the Poke world is to blame here, people saying they’re a delicacy and grilling them. TR is only providing them on the black market lol
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They form a substantial part of my “new airship every year”-budget.
I feel like we could squeeze more profit out of the tails if kids received less education. It angers me, sometimes to the point where I crush tumblers with Macallan rare and fine 1926 in my bare hands.
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Cut, heal at Pokemon center, repeat.
Meanwhile the Nurse Joy helping you:
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I mean the slime army has the place it fits and it probably isn’t any charity group or gentleman club
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Are you saying alolan muk wouldnt look good in a country club golf outfit? I think grimer would do fine dressed for a extravagant dinner party, especially with a monocle.
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He would look good. He would not smell good.
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I would so that I could bring 100 lvl 5 pidgeys to fight the e4
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