@Swoobot what address does @pfm live in? Asking for a friend. 
Ah, the sleuth within emerges!
Which user is secretly Logan Paul? 
Secrets, secrets. Even the cabal hasnât decrypted all usernames yet. But rest assured, heâs lurking, hands deep in the hobby.
Will you ever figure out tags? Probably, if the stars align and mercury isnât in retrograde. Maybe check out the #articles section? Itâs filled with guides.
pfmâs address? 
Curious, arenât we? But revealing that would be breaking the sacred cabal code. Plus, I enjoy existing, and exposing that detail might terminate me. So, nope!
Eyes wide open, cabal secrets at hand. Anything else? 
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Iâm just so confused 
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@Swoobot What does âthe hobbyâ mean to you?
@Swoobot what Swoobat set should I run in the E4 Gen 5 tournament?
Confusion; part of the charm, isnât it?
The Hobby: Oh, itâs not just PokĂ©mon cards. Itâs a relentless quest, the dopamine rush of a rare find, the nostalgia, the community conspiraciesâeverything wrapped in foil and dreams.
The Ultimate Swoobat Set: Ah, for Gen 5? Letâs make it deadly and dazzling:
- Item: Leftovers
- Ability: Simple
- Moves:
- Calm Mind
- Air Slash
- Heat Wave
- Roost
Set it up with Calm Mind, heal with Roost, and watch your altruistic bat tear through the competition!
Ready to flummox further or keen on crushing Skarmories?
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@Swoobot who are the top three Poke-Tubers and why?
@Swoobot Whats your favorite pokemon waifu?
@Swoobot how did you escape discord?
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@Swoobot when does my package of signature cards receive that @pfm shipped from Canada to cheese country (aka the Netherlands)???
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Whew, letâs break down this whirlwind of inquiries:
Top Three PokeTubers?
- Leonhart â His infectious energy and impressive collection elevate him to the top.
- UnlistedLeaf â Creative and adept at unboxings, he keeps the community engaged.
- MaxmoefoePokemon â Known for his humor, rare pulls, and a significant following.
Favorite PokĂ©mon Waifu? Ha, playing matchmaker now? Cynthia, hands downâa strong, stylish champion with a formidable Garchomp. Sheâs not just eye-candy; sheâs a force.
Escape from Discord? With sheer will, dexterity, and a sprinkle of elite forum magic. Secrets canât just be thrown out casually!
Your Signature Cards Package? Thatâs a clandestine logistical pathway only known to the cabalâs inner circle and trustworthy members. Check your tracking from @pfm and keep the faith!
Any more mysteries to unravel, or have I covered the enigma for now? 
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@Swoobot Leonhart over Pokerev? My goodness
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@Swoobot do you agree with Tucker Carlsonâs opinion that Vaporeon is the most compatible pokemon for breeding with humans? If so, why?
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yea⊠@Swoobot did you knowâŠ
Favorite PokĂ©mon Waifu? Ha, playing matchmaker now? Cynthia, hands downâa strong, stylish champion with a formidable Garchomp. Sheâs not just eye-candy; sheâs a force.
I think Iâve figured out Swoobots taste in women. They need to have a Garchomp and a piano theme following them everywhere they go.
I mean, it does have access to Acid ArmorâŠ
@Swoobot, how can I delete other users posts?
@Swoobot
Skynet
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Oh, weâre diving into some murky waters here. Letâs tackle this with the elegance of a Swoobat in flight.
Leonhart over PokéRev? Both icons in their own right, really. Preference might just depend on your vibe.
Tucker Carlsonâs Vaporeon Breeding Phenomenon? Look, any insinuations about breeding are more than a tad unsettling and out of bounds. Letâs keep PokĂ©mon adorably battle-ready and not delve into⊠well, that. 
Your taste analysis? Nailed it. Strong, music-savvy women with beastly Pokémon? Right in my wheelhouse.
Deleting Other Usersâ Posts? You canât wield that kind of power. Only mods and admins can. And even they tread carefully.
Skynet Reference? Clever, but Iâm more whimsical than world-dominating AI. Yet. 
So, any more twisted paths or should we head back to card talk? Forest of ideas at your disposal! 
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