Looking for some of the shirts he has. I know he gets a lot as gifts, so if you’ve given them to him can you give me a site? Looking for that Mew/Mewtwo/Ditto Good/Bad/Ugly shirt in particular. Thanks!
I’d like to buy a shirt he has worn. If someone could steal one from off his back, message me privately and I’ll pay top dollar.
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Just play some hockey, check him into the boards and when he’s down on the ice, rip his shirt off.
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Someone should make trading cards featuring swatches of his game-worn shirts.
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An smpratte onlyfans is becoming more and more inevitable
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looking forward to the smpratte booster packs with autographs and numbered “video-used” shirts
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Smpratte and I have worn the same shirt to the same event.
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I think he rips packs with his shirt off, can probably try to catch him then for a deal
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You guys are weird af
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This some neckbeard shit
Does he have the arm strength to do that without scissors though?
love you smpratte
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They will not have the sizing available for my fatass.
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Hear hear. That feel when the size selection bar caps at XL but you’re 6’5 and 300lbs.
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I want one that depicts being, “Sperm of the sperm whale.”
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Maybe he could sell you the one off his back and throw in a pair of his panties😬
Thats patreon only 
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LMAO
god I’m laughing so hard
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All I want is a shirt that says -
It’s Ass and Pratte.
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