Qotd: What are the 8 recovery steps from being a Pokemaniac?

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QotD: What are the 8 recovery steps from being a Pokemaniac??

Helpful Considerations: Is there a mantra? What step is accepting lesser fandoms? Is it even possible to pray to a higher being than Arceus?

Recovery…from this?

There’s too far gone, and then there’s whatever the hell this is.

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Recovery? What do you mean recovery???

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There is no recovery when your a poke master like this


Some call it a mental disorder, I call it being the very best, like no one ever was

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I too will respond to this question by refusing to follow the prompt, be complicit in denial, or claim the pokemaniac is unsalvagable.

I believe its too late for them. I reckon the best thing to do at this point is to see what happens when you put a pokemaniac in a hydraulic press. Its quite popular these days you know.

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Is this topic meant to discuss people who get addicted to Pokemon cards/the Pokemon IP in an unhealthy way, and how people learn to manage their time/money spent on it? I am a bit confused.

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Step 1: develop mild, phone media-induced ADHD.
Step 2: look outside the TCG for other potential sources of dopamine.
Step 3: realise through trial and error that any activity, hahbee or product that is easily attainable either physically or financially is not enough to satisfy.
Step 4: have motorcycles accidentally pique your interest after watching TikTok.
Step 5: decide that learning to ride a motorcycle would give you that new, sufficient dopamine hit.
Step 6: simultaneously remove yourself from pokemania and increase the probability of being able to afford to buy and ride a motorcycle by selling pokemon cards.
Step 7. Pass your motorcycle theory and practical tests.
Step 8. Buy a motorcycle and ride it.

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Step 1: Play the latest Pokemon game and it’s frustratingly disappointing
Step 2: Drift away from the franchise due to frustration with the games and apathy for the anime and tcg
Step 3-7: ???
Step 8: Profit

Step 9: Partner teases you about your old hobby and convinces you to play the latest game with them
Step 10: You both enjoy it and now you have memories of your partner inextricably linked to the game
Step 11: Start enjoying other parts of the franchise on your own. You are now trapped in the franchise

Step 12: go to step 1

Have done this at least twice

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Pokemaniacs are too far gone

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8? I thought it was 9?

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Sounds like the 6th step talking.

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Step 1: (As always) Admit you have a problem.
Step 2: Realize that buying packs to open is unsustainable and will lose you money.
Step 3: Establish clear and measurable collection goals.
Step 4: Resist pursuing extraneous cards and items which do not contribute to your goals.
Step 5: Develop an in-depth understanding of the market so you are able to make informed decisions on what collection items to buy and when.
Step 6: Realize that professional grading is subjective and will never bring you the joy you seek.
Step 7: Complete your collection goals, if desired, set new ones.
Step 8: Return to binder collecting. You now find joy over $0.20 mid-era commons and uncommons illustrated by Komiya.

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I’ve never felt seen before this moment

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@fourthstartcg so that’s why I have those binders
@Josh what are you trying to tell us ??

Steps 1- 7 move to a tropical Island .
Step 8 Unplug relax, enjoy.

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Step 1. Accepting that pokemon are not friends, they are not tools, they are the enemy! :angry_face_with_horns:
Kidding.

Perhaps the first good step would be to avoid this forum, remove adding any pokemon-related stuff to your life, and accept that they are wonderful things just around the riverbend…
…now I’m a Disney addict. :face_exhaling:

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