This guy “hired” a runner (for legal reasons not me) to smuggle some Pokémon for him. Says they’re descendants of Pokémon from the hisui region (where the hell is the Hisui region? Idk) and really hard to find. He said he works at a school. Why would a school principal need rare, invasive Pokémon species? Also idk. Bro looks like a walking advertisement for a gaudy menswear company but also like he could disappear me if I start asking too many questions. I don’t get it. I looked at some of the Pokémon and they’re weird. Super sketch. There’s a scyther looking thing with big black axe heads for claws. Something else that looks like a growlithe if you never groomed it. Bit my hand (I mean not MY hand but you know) going in the ball. This job sucks.
All im gonna say is that if you crush enough rare candies, you too can level up.
This question is too real for me
Illegial Lopunny My lawyer has advised me not to finish this sentence
Wow even the kids are lawyered up these days
@slowqueen how does this make you feel?
I have conflicting feelings about eating Slowpoke tails.
On the one hand: Slowpokes supposedly feel no pain when their tails are removed, and apparently they also grow back. Canonically, they’re supposed to taste delicious. There’s lots of Slowpoke merch of just Slowpoke tails, Slowpoke curry, etc.
On the other hand, something just doesn’t feel right about it. I once had a pet lizard lose its tail in a traumatic event, and it was a pretty harrowing process. I’m hard-pressed to imagine a living creature losing its tail in a truly harmless way.
At the end of the day I’m something like a Slowpoke Vegan who silently judges you but probably won’t say anything if you take a bite next to me at dinner.
Tl:dr use smuggled Bidoof to become president of Unova
Smuggles Bidoofs from Sinnoh into Unova for HM work
Causes damage to economy for HM using construction work
Crime Rises
Creates Bidoof insurgent army with moody that got banned to ubers
Uses criminal bidoof labor force to fund corrupt election for me to become president of Unova
slabmags and phantom display acrylic cases
It’s not easy to leave alola with all that grimer dripping out of your luggage