Thsigma is just joking, there are clear guidelines on how to obtain tokens if you are high enough level cabal.
The Pfm token is provided either by making a very large donation to the rabbit rehabilitation fund, or providing an image through the correct channels of your collection of no less than 4000 PSA 9 slabs.
The Milhouse token is obtained either by defeating Milly in sumo, or by showcasing your non Pokemon collection in a spectacular way, generally on top of the Sydney Opera House. Or he takes bribes.
The Fourthstar token is obtained by obtaining your doctorate in the ex era, or by sharing your ebay ban list which must exceed 69420 users. There are some users who cannot be included, so be careful!
The Quuaddy token is obtained by selling three cards and buying a home, or by reciting the Dutch national anthem in Dutch, backwards, followed by a verbal essay on why Pikachu is the best lil mouse there ever was.
The Gem Mint token is obtained by sharing your youtube channel, which must have started 2012 or earlier, showcasing your epic grading returns. You must then outlast him at the bars.
The SMPratte token is obtained by getting a tattoo somewhere on your body that states “Older. Rarer. Minter. Better.” You must also organize and store your collection in a basement built before 1960ish. The date is flexible if the storage facility is “grandma” enough.
Hope this helps.