Lol I wonder what the Salvation Army’s return policy is like.
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Dang… some poor guy/girl is gonna be really disappointed in 5-10 years.
“But I got it at the salvation army! They wouldn’t cheat me.”
No, probly not, But they’re also as expert as a casino that loses money to gamblers.
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Dang! The cretins are moving from PkMn to MtG…
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First picture he sent is his empty mailbox. Really weird messages, but I hope he’s chilled out and is doing alright.
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Sounds like in need of a 988 call.
A side: Really helpful organization with crisis resources, etc, even if anyone is simply just feeling at their wit’s end.
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Is it ebay standard envelope? Just tell buyer that happens ALL the time. It gets marked as delivered the night before, the night after, or never.
Should calm the fella down
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This is hilarious. I think you posted in the wrong thread!
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This shit’s hilarious, can’t blame him for trying ngl.
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Please sell to him for $200, for the memes.
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lol. IDK if it’s supposed to be funny or not, but it seems like it!
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It may be the item selection you have that attracts the weird messages. Your store is a unique cross over of Pokémon and Taylor Swift
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My favorite is when they create the label, have an issue with the shipping address, and then tell you there’s an issue with the address, and blame me for it somehow… Even tho it’s fine.
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How is this even possible? Does “issue with buyer’s shipping address” mean the address isn’t legitimate (which I assume yours is), or they don’t want to ship there for some other reason (like they would prefer to ship to somewhere without sales tax, for example)?
How frustrating 
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