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Maybe you could´ve squeezed a topepi omelet on top out of this guy…tempting offers for sure.
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10, $20 bananas, that are 7 in deliciousness vs 2000, .10¢ cookies, that are 20 in deliciousness. you would get reamed on the deliciousness scale for sure, but more importantly, he’s instantly willing to change his offer from 10 to 50, which brings the cost basis down to $4 a banana, so he definitely low balled you.
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I would give it out for free, deliver it in person just to get his number. This dude knows what he’s doing.
You just missed THE best deal of your life.
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You passed on 2,000 cookies… this is one of those deals you’re gonna look back at and beat yourself up about.
Easy 25c a pop for fresh cookies, even could be cheeky and sell 3 for $1
Thats big money 
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Such a blunder on the cookies. This will be looked back upon in years to come and be taught in Cardboard Stonks 101 on what not to do.
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You guys are making me feel bad.
Now I am genuinely worried that I may have overfed the troll by allowing him to keep those level 20 deliciousness cookies. 
Honestly, I would have gone with the trade. If they truly were 20 on the deliciousness scale I would have immediately sent them to PSA (Professional Snack Authenticator) to get them graded and sell them for a higher price.
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Smart potential buyer knew the value of Percy Pigs and Pals
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@kaldoverde Heh, I’m from Stoke too (just saw your eBay), though I did manage to escape up to Scotland 
@thevenusaurgarden, ahahah you lucky person!
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