We get it you’re tall and popular. You don’t have to rub it in for the short kings out here.
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I had something more self-deprecating in mind, but one can have too much of that as well. Trust me, early 30s and having difficulties picking things up from the floor is not a point of pride.
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Damn Federal Reserve got you bent over too? Only thing that will solve this is getting my Go Outside badge.
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We need a touch grass gang thread
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Is the next level “look at grass”?
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It’s be absolutely evil. But it’d be absolutely hilarious if the website “went down” for 24 hours and ruined everyone’s streak.
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At first I thought your streak broke at 351 days and I was ready to send you a sympathy fruit basket
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This almost happened to me today. Something weird going on with my computer, couldn’t update after waking up, then I was outside all day (without touching grass of course) and only got online this evening.
Crossing my fingers for no major outages in the next 36 days. 
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The next level just sends you a phone number for a local community crisis hotline
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What about updated graphic to the touch grass badge?
In this way every year of login everyday we get a new one.
I think I’ll be dead before reaching year 10
